You mean I shouldn't put a loaded handgun with the safety off in the pocket of my sweatshirt?

A Maine man shot himself in the calf when he set off a loaded handgun in his sweatshirt pocket. The 46-year-old quadriplegic was in the bathroom when the gun discharged.

After being released from the hospital he was arrested and charged with possession of a firearm by a felon.

Ohh shoot.